Dave Barry

"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl."

George Ade

"The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking."

Erma Bombeck

"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth."

Billy Connolly

"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter."

Elon Musk

"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact."

Bob Hope

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."

Andy Warhol

"It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger."